lET’S HOP ON A CALL

This really depends on what you want and how many of us are needed for the job. Each of us have rates starting at £350 a day, so we’ll work it out from there. The best port of call is to fill out the above contact form with as much detail as you can so we can give you a specific quote.

For all projects, we require a 50% deposit and you’ll be invoiced via email with two week payment terms. We’re based in the UK, and use Monzo for UK payments and Wise for international ones.

We’re all freelancers (sole traders) but you’ll only need to pay one invoice. We handle dividing among our staff members, so there’s no faff involved!

We start with a kick off call. If you’re not 100% sure who or what you need for your project, no sweat. You can jump on a discovery call with founder Beth and fine tune the brief together. Beth works on all the wordy stuff so if that’s all you need, we can jump straight in. If more services are required, such as design or social or marketing strategy, you’ll be introduced to more of the team who handle those services and we’ll all have a virtual coffee and a natter to best understand your aims.

From there, we’ll get cracking. Once we’ve got a plan together, we’ll present it to you to make sure your happy and give you an estimated completion date. Then, we’ll generate first drafts of the project and apply any feedback you might have for round two.

We’re super collaborative and will keep checking in with updates so you have eyes on your project and its going in your desired direction. We’re never precious about our work (just proud of it!) and your goals are always prioritised at every step.

Once you’re happy with the final outcome, so are we. And we can hit publish together.

Honestly, probably not. Freelancers don’t go freelance so they can work in a white office with bosses floating around. Those are the roles we quit. 2025 has seen an influx in “in-office freelance” roles and not only is this an oxymoron, it’s actually illegal.

So, we’re more than happy to come and visit you. We love meeting our clients face to face and grabbing some food so you can put faces to names and have a natter (and we’ve gone as far as Montenegro and Berlin to do that!) but we’re not working 9-5 in your office x

Yes! Our branding is fun, playful and spicy but that isn’t the approach we bring to our clients by default. We’ve helped sexy clients like Ann Summers, Killing Kittens and Lovehoney but we’ve also worked with healthcare clients like MedExpress, Juno Bio and Testie. When we say we specialise in the sexy, we mean anything pertaining to sex.